I will not rest until Oppo is Buick

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 12/18/2016 at 22:33 • Filed to: None

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CB > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/18/2016 at 22:38

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I will.

fhrblig > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/18/2016 at 22:38

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Keep Buick Opel.

InFierority Complex > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/18/2016 at 22:39

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Agreed

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/18/2016 at 22:39

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It’s a better car for the elderly than a fucking piece of shit Volvo at least.

gmctavish needs more space > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/18/2016 at 22:41

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The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/18/2016 at 22:42

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I once tried that.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > gmctavish needs more space 12/18/2016 at 22:42

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DAS NOTTA BYOOIK

DipodomysDeserti > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/18/2016 at 22:43

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gmctavish needs more space > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/18/2016 at 22:45

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Not with that attitude

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/18/2016 at 22:50

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Be careful what you wish for.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2016 at 23:01

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*throws up*

Maxima Speed > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/18/2016 at 23:03

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Thems fightin words son

Jack Does Cars > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/18/2016 at 23:06

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I politely disagree.

Frenchlicker > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/18/2016 at 23:13

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They say you will die if you never rest. Which means shortly your family will be either auctioning your cars or scrapping them because Oppo will never be Buick.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Maxima Speed 12/18/2016 at 23:14

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I’ll wait while your electrics sort themselves out. Or maybe the transfer case. Or transmission. Or just pick a model, I’ll find common problems.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Jack Does Cars 12/18/2016 at 23:15

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You have a right to be wrong. There is a reason it’s an unloved brand that had one specific kind of buyer. They are Camry’s for people who like to play “Will It Start”.

Jack Does Cars > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/18/2016 at 23:17

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ok

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/18/2016 at 23:29

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Then I guess you is gonna be awake for a long ass time.

TheHondaBro > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/18/2016 at 23:37

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Ah, you mean the car that doesn’t crumple?

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/19/2016 at 00:10

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K.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/19/2016 at 00:28

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I hope this helps

Monkey B > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 12/19/2016 at 00:35

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the designer was aiming at a lady’s shoe when he designed this....once you see it you can’t un-see.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/19/2016 at 02:05

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Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/19/2016 at 08:30

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When I see a Lesabre for sale, I think of it as a potential Murdersofa. I’m fine with this.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 12/19/2016 at 10:13

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I’ll be honest, these things don’t drive half-bad. Their goal with this was to make an Aztec that looks less hideous and drives like a Park Avenue and has a crap-tone of cubbyholes.

B/Xmrrmvr > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 12/19/2016 at 11:02

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